Just crazy enough to try
Well offspring #3 informed us that the rest of his tuition is due in full at the end of the month. Offspring #4’s installment is also due that same week, and amusingly enough our mortgage payment is just days later. Offspring #5 needs fistfuls and fistfuls of dough for college applications, driving hours, and plain teenagery stuff.
We know the drill. We’ve been through this a couple of times and have run through the gamut of financial tricks. We’ve sold kidneys, semen and blood and washed windows of cars at busy intersections for freewill donations.
We’ve run through them all.
Time to double down, pull our panties over our heads, arm ourselves with nerf weapons and hope for the best at the bank because we’re out of ideas and just crazy enough to try. And yes, we could only afford the one pair of panties, amd yes, we are wearing it.
#PantiesOn
#LetsDoThis
#GoingForBroke
