Parenting fail

Parenting for the win.

After saying “oh calm down it can’t be all that bad, I gave birth to bigger things without so much whining” for almost a year, I took the kid for a consult. Her wisdom teeth are growing in sideways. Bone impacted. “She’s basically stuck in a constant state of teething” said the dentist.

The look that child gave me across the room should have dropped me on the spot. Thank GOD I have a base level of immunity to kill stares after five kids. The teeth get ripped out in two weeks.

I told the doctor ”That will be the first day that child will have been quiet since the day before she was born”.

BOOM. Kill stare #3,941,320,748




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