To hell with perspective

So let’s recap today, shall we?

I went for a glorious swim in the ocean to ease my leg pain where I discovered that I had lost the diamond in my engagement ring. I calmed down and reminded myself that of all the things that can happen in the world…yadda yadda yadda…perspective…blah blah blah. Then I drove home where I somehow managed to break a tooth. In HALF. So I’m sitting here with dental wax clumped over my damn half-tooth and saying to myself that STILL of all the things that can happen in the world…yadda yadda yadda…perspective…blah f*cking hell blah blah f*cking hell blah.

#wtfkindofday #imalldoneplease

#asunsexyaspossible

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lastlaughliz

Blogger, life enthusiast, queen of chaos. Author and star of #closertocrazy, and Hairbeast Productions. I live in north central Massachusetts on a tiny misshapen, entirely accidental farm. Life is always an adventure! Available for freelance writing and social media Brand Building consultation Contact me at lastlaughliz@gmail.com to discuss projects and fees

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