So I said to myself…

So I was thinking to myself “Self, you know what a small, echoing space filled with children really needs? RECORDERS FOR EVERYONE.”

But then I said to myself “Self, if you give every kid in that unit a recorder to play, it’s possible it will be a race to see which of your co-workers kills you first, and by what painful method they will bring about your demise.”

And then I put the recorders back on the display and said to myself “Self, I choose LIFE.”

And I walked away and bought a big bag of candy instead.

#howtolosefriendsandalienatepeople #recordersmakemyearsbleed #nothankyouichooselife

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