Lo

…and lo the gentle nurse beckoned this weary and one armed train wreck of a woman forward, saying:

“Climb thou upon this measure of weights that I may record for posterity the hugeness of your ass.”

And the weary and one armed train wreck of a woman held up her hand and said:

“Back thine own ass up for this day shall not end in tears. Let me pass unweighted or I shall smite thee.”

And the nurse backed her own ass up.

And the weary and one armed train wreck of a woman walked past her, into the examining room where she proceeded to calm the hell down and not smite a single soul.

#nottoday

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#justno

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lastlaughliz

Blogger, life enthusiast, queen of chaos. Author and star of #closertocrazy, and Hairbeast Productions. I live in north central Massachusetts on a tiny misshapen, entirely accidental farm. Life is always an adventure! Available for freelance writing and social media Brand Building consultation Contact me at lastlaughliz@gmail.com to discuss projects and fees

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